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Breaking News: Six-Hour Rollback After Cranck’s “Wither War” Rocks the Republic
At exactly 12:34 p.m., Sentinel Hirsc made an announcement that sent shockwaves across the Republic of Mokele Mbembe: “Okay Cranck committed a…
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Senate Bill #016 – The Great TNT Debate
“We love taking power away from the executive branch.”– Senator Rabbi, grinning as sparks flew in the Senate chambers. This week, the…
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Mokele Mbembe News Network (MMNN) – Sky Graffiti Vanishes, Sparks Wild Debate
MMNN Investigative Report – July 20, 2025 A bizarre case has captivated the Republic of Mokele Mbembe: a pixelated booty, once floating…
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Philanthropy Sparks Spending Surge as Valmiris Zoo Gains Traction
This week, the Republic of Mokele Mbembe witnessed an unexpected burst of economic activity centered around the construction of a new zoo…
