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Breaking News: Six-Hour Rollback After Cranck’s “Wither War” Rocks the Republic
At exactly 12:34 p.m., Sentinel Hirsc made an announcement that sent shockwaves across the Republic of Mokele Mbembe: “Okay Cranck committed a…
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Senate Update: A Week of Political Shifts in the Republic of Mokele Mbembe
The Senate of the Republic of Mokele Mbembe has had an unusually busy legislative stretch over the past 2 weeks, passing multiple…
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The Return of the Nomad Role
In a unanimous 8–0 vote, the Senate has officially reinstated the Nomad role, a long-requested change that clarifies player affiliation across the…
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Senate Bill #016 – The Great TNT Debate
“We love taking power away from the executive branch.”– Senator Rabbi, grinning as sparks flew in the Senate chambers. This week, the…
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Mokele Mbembe News Network (MMNN) – Sky Graffiti Vanishes, Sparks Wild Debate
MMNN Investigative Report – July 20, 2025 A bizarre case has captivated the Republic of Mokele Mbembe: a pixelated booty, once floating…
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Cranck City Redesignated as Capital Territory in Unanimous Senate Vote
July 20, 2025 – Republic of Mokele Mbembe In a rare 8–0 unanimous vote this week, the Senate passed a bill officially…
